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shopjeen:

Ain’t no wifey tank!! 💖🙅💖 get it at SHOPJEEN.com!!



cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food





taisiasr:

Made by me

#ShamyShipper






caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese




richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears











kaeandlucy:

tuggysaurusrex:

finally a bandaid product for me









[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]




sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight